Krušovice Cerne

Královský Pivovar

Czech Republic

Further proof that Czech beers do not, in fact, give me an erection. This is a Bohemian-style Schwarzbier. And I can attest to the fact that yes, the beer is indeed a black color. But other than that, this was virtually indistinguishable from normal lagers. A Schwarzbier should make you think you just drank liquefied Pumpernickel bread, or at least drank a beer filtered through a dirty hitchhiker's sock. This tasted like the lager with food coloring. It's almost as though the Czech Republic is fucking with me now.

Reviewed: January 14, 2007

Rating: 2/10

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