Ridgeway Santa's Butt Winter Porter

Ridgeway Brewing

England

Ahh, the beer too racy for Connecticut. Then again, anything more wild than Joe Lieberman in complete suit and tie is too racy for Connecticut. Santa's Butt is wide open for a slew of jokes that frankly are beneath me. It's 6% abv, which is unfortunate, because here it is Christmas night and I'm seriously wanting something strong enough to knock me on my ass and keep me there until mid-day December 26. As it is, Santa's Butt is only good enough to make a bunch of Connecticuters excited enough to pee their pants from moral shame.

Reviewed: December 30, 2006

Rating: 6/10

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