Smuttynose Wheat Wine

Smuttynose Brewing Co

USA

This is the "drunk dial" version of beer reviewing. That is, reviewing the beer after I've actually drank (drunk? drunken?) the beer. A lot of the beer. A lot of the high ABV beer. This thing has spellcheck, right? LOL!!!11ONE!!! Part wheat ale, part barleywine, part barleywine, part OMG I can't feel my face. I watched the original "King Kong" while drinking this, and I actually laughed when King Kong burst through the gate separating the jungle from the native village, because while hammered on this beer, he looked like The Abominable from "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer." So, yeah, I might be a tad over the limit to drive.

Reviewed: February 16, 2008

Rating: 7/10

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