"Nastro Azzurro" is not, despite what you may think, Italian for "Soap Poisoning." In fact, unlike normal, I was so concerned with getting this review right, that I found out (courtesy of Babel Fish) that it means "Blue Ribbon." Are you f@#$ing kidding me? This is Peroni Blue Ribbon? Are they hoping millions of 20-something American douchebags will flock to this like they do to Pabst Blue Ribbon? Unfortunately, I don't see that happening, as I indicated at the beginning of this review this beer tastes more like soap than anything else. Peroni Blue Ribbon. What are they going to do next, steal Olympia's slogan? è l'acqua?
Reviewed: March 15, 2008