Coastal Fog Pale Ale

Coast Range Brewing Co

USA

This stuff sucks. Seriously, I'd rather drink Busch Light. My theory is that things either bring something to the table, bring nothing to the table, or take something off the table. Coastal Fog clears off the table, makes out with your sister on it, and then pisses in your gas tank. I can't even fathom how this place is in business at all. I wouldn't have even bought it but it was on sale for $10 a twelve pack and figured it was a worthy gamble. I should have just taken that $10, set it on fire, and mixed the resulting ash with Osco brand vodka. Don't drink this beer, and if you ever happen to find the coastal Fog brewmaster, please punch him in the throat for me.

Reviewed: September 27, 2008

Rating: 0/10

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