Before settling on a rating, I first checked out our reviews for Iron City Lager. Both Sam and myself settled on a resounding Zero. And, as I finished my glass of Iron City Light (shrewdly packaged as "IC Light," to avoid the stigma), I realized this is probably worse. So how do you describe a beer that is worse than ball sweat, ass, and the Aussie term "Gin's Piss"? Well, it's hard. You can only go to that well so many times. So, I'll just say this is absolutely flavorless. As a liquid, it meets all requirements. As a beer, it meets none. It is weak, yellowish, flavorless, and a waste of time. Honestly, I was surprised Iron City needed a light beer, because the regular Iron City was already like the proverbial canoe sex. All I can say is, if you really hate the taste of beer, you'll love this, because this tastes nothing like beer.
Reviewed: May 02, 2010