I'm trying to think of another synonym, besides sucks, that will sum up this "beer." I am at a loss, so I will just say: It sucks. It tastes like it was filtered through a charcoal briquette, or a dirty ashtray, or both. A very burnt, nasty taste, like when you accidentally swallow smoke at a campfire. Without the lightheadedness. That comes later, after finishing half of it. Where the hell is the cream taste? Avoid at all costs!