Guinness Pub Draught Stout, Bottled



This was by far my favorite Guinness, but mostly because the extra stout took 6 years to get used to, and I can almost always taste the can that any beer comes in. Anyway, that's it for the review. Try it. Now, for a true story. I was trying this at Taco Mac in Marietta, GA, when I noticed the bottle felt funny, like it was lighter than normal or lined with something. After I poured this into my glass, I handed it to a friend that I was with to check it out...he looked down the neck and said, "hey, there's a dick in this bottle." The waiter, who was walking by, about snapped his neck to look at my friend. I looked inside, and sure enough, it looked like a little white phallus. Of course, I knew right away that it was the little nitrogen cartridge thingy that makes it taste like it came from a keg, but it still looked funny, especially after a pitcher of Paulaner Hefe-Weizen. This was almost as funny as the time I was at Friendly's in Middletown NJ and attempted to order a Reese's Penis Sundae. To this day, I wish I could blame alcohol on that one too.

Reviewed: September 28, 2002

Rating: 8/10

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