Fischer Bitter

Brasserie Fischer d'Alsace

France

This 4.9% ABV malted beer-like beverage sucked like a French whore. And like a French whore, it cost $3.69 (comes in an approx 2/3 liter bottle....the beer, not the whore). I had to pour my glass out after getting only about 1/4 of the way down. It made my stomach feel like it was rotting from the inside out. And like all beers that I have to pour out, it gets a rating of zero.

Reviewed: July 13, 2003

Rating: 0/10

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