Scorpion Premium Lager

Scorpion Island Brewing Co

USA

While drinking this, you might want to try singing the Scorpion's hit from the mid-80's, "Rock You Like A Hurricane." It might actually help the taste. It certainly can't hurt, anyway, because it can't get much worse unless kegs of this were pulled by Clydesdales. Lagers don't have to taste bad. Why, then, must everyone make a bland lager? By the way, got that song out of your head yet? Try "Wind of Change," maybe that will help.

Reviewed: June 19, 2004

Rating: 2/10

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