Schmidt's

G. Heileman Brewing Co

USA

The label says "premium beer," and I'm thinking no, it's not. A premium beer would smell like, oh, I don't know, beer. I had no idea a beer could smell dusty. The color is comparable to Budweiser, if someone poured out the Bud and filled the glass with water. I know I've tasted worse beers than this, but thinking of them makes my head hurt, much like drinking this beer. Whoever gave this crap to me can rot in the bowels of hell. There is one redeeming quality to this, and that is the fact that I'll never drink it again.

Reviewed: July 10, 2004

Rating: 1/10

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