Poker Beer

Wet Planet Beverages


This is a great label. It says, "Rich, full flavored taste with a lasting finish." Obviously meant for a poker face, because it wasn't rich or full (to the dumbasses at Wet Planet...Bass Ale is rich and full; this beer is just water with color). Also, the neck label has the 3 and 6 of spades, a Queen of diamonds and an 8 of clubs, which all will know to be a hideous Poker hand, which is fitting because this is a hideous beer. I've said it before....the point of microbrewing is to produce a product BETTER than BudMillerCoors. Poker Beer should fold.

Reviewed: October 09, 2004

Rating: 1/10

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